'The floor is made of lava!'

Basically, I've decided that the titles for my blogs are going to be 'funny?' quotes from the day. quotes that noone who reads this blog will understand, because they are normally provoked by bluestar bus-age, or varley-cookie-overload in english. (thanks to will, who we bully into buying us cookies when we have a break...even though we haven't managed to do that for a while. hes mighty stubborn.)

today i had the FUNNIEST bus journey ever, and thats where my blog comes from.
Joel, Jack, the two Si's, Tim and Tom decided to play 'THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA.' a game that they literally made up that second. The game involves whoever wants to play CLAMBERING to the front of the bus, without touching the floor. Which meant that they all starting climbing over and SQUISHING everyone and stepping on bags and generally pissing everyone off, while jack and si aimed a rugby ball at their crotch.
This is how mature the old thornden lot are =/ the aim was to reach the front, touch the 'STOPPING' light, and come back. without MELTING IN THE HOT LAVA.

Ogden: 'YOU HIT ME IN THE TESTES!'
Cleary, backed up by EVERYONE: 'YOU HAVE NO TESTES!'
Ogden: sad face.

It was pretty funny, until the rugby ball managed to hit the 'STOP' button. and noone got off. which annoyed the driver. then everyone planned to get off the bus and run to the next bus stop. this annoyed the driver. then the driver actually stopped the bus, went up the stairs and confiscated si's ball. he looked VERY VER pissed. THAT was funny. Then everyone started writing 'Jack did it...' 'Jack lives at 41...Road' 'GIVE THE BALL BACK TO SI!' in the condensation in the windows.

thats how cool all those guys are. i got stepped on a few times, while i was innocently zen-ing it up, and chatting to will and hash and tom. but it made my day :) its bad that i encouraged it though, coz the new buses are SO SO sexy (babies, please?) and joel had muddy feet. so RUINED sexy seats :(

:)

Gemma came to visit from Peveril today, which was AWESOME!
and i went to Haz's tonight too, which is nice because I never see her around college anymore, but I actually miss her. We have funny times! The House Bunny is SUCH a funny movie (pretty girly and pink though!) and Tyson from AAR was in it, so I died inside. I love him. I've seen him live. I LOVE HIM. hhaha.


anyways, going to town 2mz for shopping (DAY OFF WORK!) and cinema. should be funn!!

enjoy reading :)