"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."

After some minor bullying (from a certain GEORGE FRANK OWEN BARK!) i have decided to update my blog.

aahhh, it has been a while!

Christmas is soon, which is exciting news :)

I think I have ALL my pressies, and am now broke. FOREVER.

anddd my dear sister keeps bugging me about saving money for uni (shes just finished her first year and has a £7000 debt!) no new shoes for me :(

my life is ok though :) birmingham uni is my fave but apparently theres been a bit of bitchy conflict between the main sociology lecturers, so they may cancel the course until 2013.

which is bull, tbh.

So today I was frantically ringing UCAS to change my course, applied to Surrey instead :)

My sociology teacher gave me an xmas pressy today. THREE ESSAYS IN ONE FOLDER.

thanks, mr bennett. =/ I got A, B and A/B though, so its all good :)

had an interesting convo with my brothers friend on the way to BEASTLEIGH today. apparently he was kissed on the cheek by a girl 'and i felt my willy go stiff'

nice. he is 12. first experience of an erection. hopefully his LAST. ew.

my brother went on a blind date today, to the cinema. MUCH TEASING ENSUED.

had a driving lesson today and my instructor insisted we 'frollick in the snow' which could sound like he was a paedophile, but he just wanted me to take some pics for facebook.

my instructor is weird. he likes pointing our pigeons 'ELLO PECKY!' and everytime he sees me he bugs me about adding him on 'the book of face' (facebook, for human speak)

i reckon if he wasnt a driving instructor he would be one of those people who pose as pre-teens online and meet up with young girls they meet on ukchatterbox.com (which i will explain later!) and RAPE THEM.

my friend mia used to go on ukchatterbox.com, which was basically a chatroom forum thing for PAEDOPHILES. when i didnt have the magic of msn (which was up until about year 11!) i used to shimmy into her house and go online, while she would be a bad HOST and watch TV or text guys she had never met.

but i went on ukchatterbox.com and it was CRAZY.

Example.

Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Jennie. I like Powerpuff Girls and rainbows and flowers and pixies and snowflakes.

Yo, babes. What you wearing?

I am wearing my favourite slippers, they have ponies on.


I meant like, what undies are you wearing?


... are you naked yet?


I am horny.


Want to meet up for fun times?


Where do you live?





the scary thing about talking to these people, apart from the fact that a lot of them were in their early 20s and were probably touching themselves up when I told them that I like nutella, was that a suspicious amount of them seemed to know that I lived in Chandlers Ford (i.e MIA lived in Chandlers Ford)


My mummy told me to not to talk to strangers and not to take drugs and to practise safe sex and always tell the truth and always eat my greens and never eat too much pie and always brush my teeth and always be friendly and NEVER TELL STRANGERS WHERE I LIVE!

I swear that girl is going to meet up with one of those guys at some point, and she will regret it.

/rant

la la la la la.

hope everyone has a fab christmas :) I got my tiny cousins coming over tomorrow, and family round after xmas

(i basically dislike ALL of my mums side of the family!)

and new yearsss!!

wooo :)


cheerio guys.

knowing me, I won't blog until 2010!!




:)