Sometimes people can be douchebags.

The initial plan for my blog title was 'Sometimes boys can be douchebags' but girls can be pretty twattish too.

I don't normally judge people before I have properly met them (unless they SEEM posh/chavvy, haha!) but there was this girl and this boy sitting by me in Ashurst who really made me feel disappointed at the human race.

Basically, they are the epotime of the word TWAT.

I will just give you a snippet of their conversation.

Girl : OMG you are such a bitch. I mean you are a proper c*nt.

Boy : I KNOW, I KNOW.

Girl : But she is definitely too ugly for you. I mean, shes pretty fat.

Boy : She's nice, but...

Girl : Did you see her at Shane's party? She was all red in the face.

Boy : You know when you watch a movie and there's a nice guy who falls in love with a nice girl but the nice girls got a crap boyfriend? I'm the crap boyfriend. I must have slept with at least 6 other girls since we've been going out.

Girl : I wish that Dave would cheat on me. Then it would be easier to get rid of him

Boy : He doesn't seem your type...

Girl : I know. I found out he shops in GAP. He is not rich.

At this point I try and slyly turn towards the girl (we are on the PCs, and its hard to not look like I am staring.) excepting someone really glamorous, to justify her bitchiness.

She is not that pretty (although prettiness is not an excuse to be a bitch to your boyfriend) and HE wasn't that pretty either! (although prettiness is not an excuse to be a bitch to your girlfriend!!)

Some of my friends (mainly the more Jack-Wills buddies) treat their boyfriends SO harshly, (or did, before they broke up!)

I know that at Thornden, some people hooked up because it was COOL and holding hands was COOL and kissing was COOL.

But I kinda hoped that everyone had grown out of it..

In my main group of friends I am surrounded by people who are so in love, and even if they have tiny tiffs they really only have love for each other, and CARE about their boyfriends/girlfriends and enjoy being with their lovers. I found this shocking that people STILL judged potential lovers by how rich they were... how JW-ish they were... how pretty they were...

I have met some people at Symonds who are really posh/rich/snobby, but they are still REALLY nice to chat to, and they are real people. When they date they choose someone who suits them. I know its bad to eavesdrop on conversations but revision was BORING and although this conversation made me want to STAB them (haha!) it made me realise how lucky I am.. to have a group of friends who judge me by my personality/retardedness.. who I can have a fun time with... and a boyfriend who I really like spending time with and care about and don't want to get hurt... rather than being with people because they are spoilt and have money given to them on a silver platter and get £100000 allowance a month XD

:)

I love you, friends :)

I LOVE MY BROTHER

'I think that you should go off your laptop at 9pm because when I went on at 9:30 Mum had a go at me. Mum says I am only allowed on my XBOX until 9pm. I think you'll have a go at her because you're a girl and girls are bitchy and hormonal and periods and you go KABOOM.'

'what?'

'Your hormones go kaboom. I was talking to mum about menopause and she says that you get infertile and your hormones go KABOOM!!!!'

I love my brother :)

Nicholas Arthur Whittington. <3

Um... OKAYYY..

My brothers friends are odd..

'In the water cycle, there is precipitation, evaporation, and condensation. Condensation is my favourite because I like it when things get steamy.'

'I like precipitation because its like Jesus is peeing on us.'

'If man boobs were invented before GIRL boobs, then it would be boobs and girl boobs. Instead of moobs and boobs. Or it would be man boobs and GOOBS.'

:)

Alas, my family is not the only weird one!

I was in Somerfield a second ago with my dad, and these drunk people were in there, shouting 'Ce sera sera!' 'Whatever will be!' Really loudly. Smashing wine bottles and stuff.

One of them (NB: the one that smelt the worst and was the ugliest) came up to me and did that butt-squeezy gesture thing and starting wolf-whistling. I have never been so scared in my life :(

The little things give you away....

- The little things give you away by Linkin Park <3

The little things in life are the things that have really been getting on my nerves at the moment.

People bitching about people I love.
The snow preventing me from seeing Avatar, and my boyfriend.
My mum preventing me from having breakfast (long story)
My laptop being generally gay
My brothers friends staying for a sleepover and waking up insanely early and being noisy (the wall between his and my room is THIN!)
Snow being cold.
My sister nicking my legwarmers
People not replying to texts or FACEBOOK MESSAGES
People who are all 'Me, Me, Me'
Christmas making me obese.
Snow making me NOT go to college, which means I can go on iplayer rather than revise.
College making me revise for exams. (haha.)
Being taught english lit/lang in AS by someone who CANNOT teach, and is boring. Leading me to haver to resit my exam, and causing me to panic about the fact that I have NO knowledge of any of the texts in the anthology.
The only revision I have done for english since the snow is writing 'Notes for English exam' on a BLANK piece of paper. oops.
Not having the self discipline to work on my extended project....
Being addicted to 1vs100 on my brothers XBOX, that I get really competitive and threaten to assassinate him if he gets the answer wrong. (yeah, instead of being addicted to spyro, assassins creed or other 'cool' games, I am addicted to a game that is FREE, and SHIT.)


Rant over.

My life is complete though, because:

- I now know who my real friends are
- HUSTLE IS BACK!<3
- Nurse Jackie is also amazing
- The snow is actually pretty, and I like it when strangers talk to me about snow like they have known me for years (but I will still not get into strangers cars, so don't worry!)
- Suzy brought a tea tray to the rec yesterday so we could sleigh, and it was SO fun (except sledging on my front was SO scary!)
- I had a clown cookie from Pauls Patisserie, which reminded me of THORNDEN obesity. I was obessed with them. Now I miss them
- Apart from the fact that they wear Jack Wills and Hollister now instead of Primark and H&M, a lot of my old friends ARE the same as they have always been!! woo! :)
- Being away from a certain someone just makes me miss him more, and realise how I should appreciate when we are together more :)
- I have finally manage to have the self-control to actually exercise instead of eat chocolate santas (unlike YESTERDAY!) Used my 'twist stepper' and cycling machine for the first time since... 2008? and I feel buff. Haha.
- Getting nice emails from supportive friends when I feel in a fuzzle :)
- Rather than sitting in my room and sulking or watching TV online like a slob, I have started doing constructive things like making revision planners, letters for work experience and job applications.
- Talking to friends that I havent spoken to for ages. Realising how much they HAVE changed - for the better. More confident, more honest etc.

Anyways, I g2g. I am running out of things to distract me from my english revision. eepp!!
Hopefully we will have no college tomorrow :) x

How depressing.

The xmas decorations are down.

The bluestar buses are messed up because of some stupid bridge being rebuilt (which means I have to get the 7:14 bus if I want to get to college on time. and i hate waking up earlyy!)

It is raining at the moment, instead of snowing like everyone predicted.

I forgot my umbrella today so I am soggy.

I had first aid today and realised taht my certificate is only going to last three years, so technically it is a waste of time.

I also had japanese (WHY THE HELL DID I SIGN UP FOR TWO ACTIVITIES!?) and it is really quite hard. we only got past 'hello' 'how are you' and 'goodbye' and its HARD.

and i got a text today telling me my next cervical cancer jab is due =/

BUT, life is not over. NUTELLA IS BACK IN THE HOUSE. woo :)

Hope all my HUNDREDS of blog readers are well :P

Oh dear.

My english teacher would not be pleased.

NO PARAGRAPHING IN PREVIOUS BLOG POST!

oops.

CBA

Ever since the end of Christmas day, I have started getting really stressed out.
My parents aren't really helping.
They've been trying to sort out our summer hols (either America or Europe, which narrows it down...!) so if I try and talk to them about something I need help with, or something that is worrying me, I just get my head bitten off.
Which is annoying, considering recently they said that if there is anything that is getting me down, they should be the first to talk to me to about it.
But I don't feel like I can talk to my parents about much. If I tell my mum something private, she tells dad. V.V. although its kinda understandable, it makes me worried about who else she talks to about me (apparently my WHOLE family, according to some awkward phone convos I've had recently)
My first port of call when I have an issue is always Adam. :)
But I don't normally get too stressed out about stuff, and if I do its normally me getting stressed out about lack of nutella in the house or lack of Apprentice on the TV :P
My parents have been pretty immature about a lot of stuff too. They have to make a big deal out of nothing.
When I was invited to Andrews for his birthday/new years they had to have a MEETING about it to discuss whether I would get raped/drunk/DEAD.
I've slept over at Andrews a few times, and they always have to make a big deal about it.
Sorry, I feel like this is a massive rant against my parents, but it is kinda therapeutal. (can't spell that word!)
They can be SO supportive at times, yet other times they can be twats.
In sociology last year we did a bit of stuff about family, and whether the middle child in a family is the invisible one. I feel that sometimes. Kathy is awesome because she is really smart and doesn't have a dangerous social life and she has a perfect relationship with her bf of 2.5 years and my parents respect her and him. Nick is awesome because he is the beauty of the family and he has loads of friends and hes funny and has woman's legs and is basically real skinny (whereas mum makes me feel shit about my figure. I like Ben&Jerrys, ok? GET OVER IT!) Considering I am SUPPOSEDLY starting uni next year, I feel like sometimes my parents don't give a toss. Kathy seemed to cope well so I will be fine. Wait, we have THREE children? I thought we had TWO?
FORFUCKSSAKE
Its only minor things thats stressing me out, like sorting out student finance and getting a job and sorting work experience and revising and the fact that I don't sleep or drink much anymore.
I woke up this morning feeling so drained and dead.
Also I have been looking forwards to meeting up with some mates this weekend, who I haven't seen for ages, and both groups cancelled on me.
GREAT. I guess it is good in a way, I would be pretty depressing to talk to. But I just hate it when people let me down. If I can't make a shindig or have to cancel something I will beg for forgiveness and bribe them with cake before they like me again :)
Hooray for college tomorrow.
I just cant be botthered.
My driving instructors been kinda bullying me as well. If I am good at one maneouvre, I am crap at indicating/changing gear or something. Vice versa. And he seems to get reallymad. IAM SLOW AT LEARNING FOR GODS SAKE. The number of times I have been tempted to ditch him is CRAZY, but I've just paid £200 for lessons and it would be too much hassle changing person.
One of my friends who has him as an instructor (and started after me) is apparently booking her test, and he keeps going on about it. I remind him that she has her own car, and I can't get insured because its too expensive (bloody people carrier!) but yeah, it pisses me off.

On a lighter note, I found Twilight: New Moon online and now I have FINALLY seen it.
YES.

Over and out.

In the next issue of JENNY BEAN'S BLOG, I will be chirpy and happy.
I feel like making a list of the sexiest over-40s. YUM.