Christmas is over, so everyone in my family is free to make fun of each other and bully each other without worrying that we may not get any prezzies...
:P
Christmas was nice :] went to a nativity thing with my teeny cousins who are SO adorable :] lots of cheesy xmas movies and TV (was a bit disappointed with BBC's showing of RSC Hamlet.... David Tennant isn't great as Hamlet) =S
I GOT A LAPTOP :] exciting stuff :] now i Don't have to bully Nick off the PC when he is just on Farmville!!
and I got loadsa money and chocs and clothes and YAY :]
I hope everyone had a nice day :]
bit worried about New Year though...
me and my sister have both promised to EAT LESS CHOC and now i regret that..
New Years Resolutions.... they never work for me :]
In year 9 my NYR was to have a boyfriend by Valentines Day :] the guy I really liked (who apparently really liked me too) found out from SOMEONE about this NYR and thought I was really shallow for having this as my NYR. So when I declared my love to him he basically squished my heart like a bug.
:( i dont like boys.
My NYRs this year:
- Eat less choc (UNLIKELY!)
- start going to symonds gym again. at least 1x / 2x a week! (UNLIKELY!)
- stop watching miranda/nmtb/ugly betty on 4od/iplayer DURING ASHURST FREES!
- actually do some extended project stuffs.
- be less selfish. volunteering/help mum more (well i AM volunteering at a youth club at the rec! wooo, this NYR might workk!)
- know who my REAL REAL REAL friends are, and never ditch them.
- wake up earlier, and walk to the bus stop WITHOUT mia if she is late (i have missed the bus too many times because of her and its not worth it!)
- always reply to texts AS SOON AS IT IS READ. (esp if the sender is 'Batfink x')
-Open up more - to my parents and my buddies (a mistake I made recently was not talking to anyone about how i was feeling, and instead pretended to be fine and dandy. only a select few know how i really felt - EVENTUALLY.)
i think that is all for now :] they are pretty realistic i reckon!!
.... maybe!
hope you all have a happy new year :]
Sunday 27 December 2009
Wednesday 23 December 2009
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
After some minor bullying (from a certain GEORGE FRANK OWEN BARK!) i have decided to update my blog.
aahhh, it has been a while!
Christmas is soon, which is exciting news :)
I think I have ALL my pressies, and am now broke. FOREVER.
anddd my dear sister keeps bugging me about saving money for uni (shes just finished her first year and has a £7000 debt!) no new shoes for me :(
my life is ok though :) birmingham uni is my fave but apparently theres been a bit of bitchy conflict between the main sociology lecturers, so they may cancel the course until 2013.
which is bull, tbh.
So today I was frantically ringing UCAS to change my course, applied to Surrey instead :)
My sociology teacher gave me an xmas pressy today. THREE ESSAYS IN ONE FOLDER.
thanks, mr bennett. =/ I got A, B and A/B though, so its all good :)
had an interesting convo with my brothers friend on the way to BEASTLEIGH today. apparently he was kissed on the cheek by a girl 'and i felt my willy go stiff'
nice. he is 12. first experience of an erection. hopefully his LAST. ew.
my brother went on a blind date today, to the cinema. MUCH TEASING ENSUED.
had a driving lesson today and my instructor insisted we 'frollick in the snow' which could sound like he was a paedophile, but he just wanted me to take some pics for facebook.
my instructor is weird. he likes pointing our pigeons 'ELLO PECKY!' and everytime he sees me he bugs me about adding him on 'the book of face' (facebook, for human speak)
i reckon if he wasnt a driving instructor he would be one of those people who pose as pre-teens online and meet up with young girls they meet on ukchatterbox.com (which i will explain later!) and RAPE THEM.
my friend mia used to go on ukchatterbox.com, which was basically a chatroom forum thing for PAEDOPHILES. when i didnt have the magic of msn (which was up until about year 11!) i used to shimmy into her house and go online, while she would be a bad HOST and watch TV or text guys she had never met.
but i went on ukchatterbox.com and it was CRAZY.
Example.
Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Jennie. I like Powerpuff Girls and rainbows and flowers and pixies and snowflakes.
Yo, babes. What you wearing?
I am wearing my favourite slippers, they have ponies on.
I meant like, what undies are you wearing?
... are you naked yet?
I am horny.
Want to meet up for fun times?
Where do you live?
the scary thing about talking to these people, apart from the fact that a lot of them were in their early 20s and were probably touching themselves up when I told them that I like nutella, was that a suspicious amount of them seemed to know that I lived in Chandlers Ford (i.e MIA lived in Chandlers Ford)
My mummy told me to not to talk to strangers and not to take drugs and to practise safe sex and always tell the truth and always eat my greens and never eat too much pie and always brush my teeth and always be friendly and NEVER TELL STRANGERS WHERE I LIVE!
I swear that girl is going to meet up with one of those guys at some point, and she will regret it.
/rant
la la la la la.
hope everyone has a fab christmas :) I got my tiny cousins coming over tomorrow, and family round after xmas
(i basically dislike ALL of my mums side of the family!)
and new yearsss!!
wooo :)
cheerio guys.
knowing me, I won't blog until 2010!!
:)
aahhh, it has been a while!
Christmas is soon, which is exciting news :)
I think I have ALL my pressies, and am now broke. FOREVER.
anddd my dear sister keeps bugging me about saving money for uni (shes just finished her first year and has a £7000 debt!) no new shoes for me :(
my life is ok though :) birmingham uni is my fave but apparently theres been a bit of bitchy conflict between the main sociology lecturers, so they may cancel the course until 2013.
which is bull, tbh.
So today I was frantically ringing UCAS to change my course, applied to Surrey instead :)
My sociology teacher gave me an xmas pressy today. THREE ESSAYS IN ONE FOLDER.
thanks, mr bennett. =/ I got A, B and A/B though, so its all good :)
had an interesting convo with my brothers friend on the way to BEASTLEIGH today. apparently he was kissed on the cheek by a girl 'and i felt my willy go stiff'
nice. he is 12. first experience of an erection. hopefully his LAST. ew.
my brother went on a blind date today, to the cinema. MUCH TEASING ENSUED.
had a driving lesson today and my instructor insisted we 'frollick in the snow' which could sound like he was a paedophile, but he just wanted me to take some pics for facebook.
my instructor is weird. he likes pointing our pigeons 'ELLO PECKY!' and everytime he sees me he bugs me about adding him on 'the book of face' (facebook, for human speak)
i reckon if he wasnt a driving instructor he would be one of those people who pose as pre-teens online and meet up with young girls they meet on ukchatterbox.com (which i will explain later!) and RAPE THEM.
my friend mia used to go on ukchatterbox.com, which was basically a chatroom forum thing for PAEDOPHILES. when i didnt have the magic of msn (which was up until about year 11!) i used to shimmy into her house and go online, while she would be a bad HOST and watch TV or text guys she had never met.
but i went on ukchatterbox.com and it was CRAZY.
Example.
Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Jennie. I like Powerpuff Girls and rainbows and flowers and pixies and snowflakes.
Yo, babes. What you wearing?
I am wearing my favourite slippers, they have ponies on.
I meant like, what undies are you wearing?
... are you naked yet?
I am horny.
Want to meet up for fun times?
Where do you live?
the scary thing about talking to these people, apart from the fact that a lot of them were in their early 20s and were probably touching themselves up when I told them that I like nutella, was that a suspicious amount of them seemed to know that I lived in Chandlers Ford (i.e MIA lived in Chandlers Ford)
My mummy told me to not to talk to strangers and not to take drugs and to practise safe sex and always tell the truth and always eat my greens and never eat too much pie and always brush my teeth and always be friendly and NEVER TELL STRANGERS WHERE I LIVE!
I swear that girl is going to meet up with one of those guys at some point, and she will regret it.
/rant
la la la la la.
hope everyone has a fab christmas :) I got my tiny cousins coming over tomorrow, and family round after xmas
(i basically dislike ALL of my mums side of the family!)
and new yearsss!!
wooo :)
cheerio guys.
knowing me, I won't blog until 2010!!
:)
Saturday 5 December 2009
nfofnfksofbsuaoih8407rbvjdskgfyo. :)
I have just realised that I have reached #100 in my blog entries :)
How exciting!
I feel bored.
EXCITED ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
But bored.
Got a dinner party at my friend Antoniaaaaa's house, which I am excited about :)
Fed up with extended project. Fed up with media coursework. Just had an argument with my Dad. Fed up with being ill.
Aaand about 30secs ago I finished watching our Arundel DVD that Awesome-Katie made for us. And I miss it. I don't think we will ever have the whole bunch of us back for rave numero deux.
But it was such a fun week and I wish it went on FOREVER.
Gah.
How exciting!
I feel bored.
EXCITED ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
But bored.
Got a dinner party at my friend Antoniaaaaa's house, which I am excited about :)
Fed up with extended project. Fed up with media coursework. Just had an argument with my Dad. Fed up with being ill.
Aaand about 30secs ago I finished watching our Arundel DVD that Awesome-Katie made for us. And I miss it. I don't think we will ever have the whole bunch of us back for rave numero deux.
But it was such a fun week and I wish it went on FOREVER.
Gah.
Tuesday 1 December 2009
My mum is too cool.
My brother was watching the Viva Top 10 hits earlier and Jay Sean 'Down' came on.
My mum practucally had a fit, she was so excited.
The One and Only song in the 21st Century that my mum likes has to be the SHITTEST.
gah.
My mum practucally had a fit, she was so excited.
The One and Only song in the 21st Century that my mum likes has to be the SHITTEST.
gah.
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