Sunday 26 April 2009

S is for 'Forrest Gump' cont.

ANYWAY. Whoa. Post numero deux pour aujourd’hui !

I wasn’t planning on writing much on here, because I am SHATTERED. In the past 4 days I’ve got about 20 hours sleep. When I normally have about 50 XD

Oh Friday after college was fun :] After having a massive heart-to-heart/RANT to ross on the bus home, I had a Merdon Avenue rave.. :D Matt is ALWAYS hyper after two hours of business, so its fun :] he had a sudden craving for an EXPLOSION and decided to put an apple on a speedbump to see if it squished good. (yes, hes mature) and then tim decided to challenge him to a duel, and had a race, to see which apple got squished first. (Incidently, it was matt that won)

THEN me and matt invented this thing called WUNNING. (aka RALKING)

He was making fun of how slow I walk (OK. I have short legs and I’m never ina rush to get anywhere. GET OVER IT! Haha) and decided to make me walk/run at the same thing. Its basically running, with a limp.

-sigh-

I love life.

Oh, at work yesterday, that was my catchphrase (as was ‘I HATE life’)

Exhibit A.

‘Jennie, go on tills’

‘hmph. I hate life’

‘Jennie, can you cover fragrance’

‘I lovee life!’

Etc etc.

Oh.

‘Jennie, wheres your bottle?’

‘oh its just over-. I hate life’

Chloe and James decided my awesome amazing peter Symonds water bottle that I won in a gym challenge (see earlier blog) was actually kinda GAY!

‘Scott, I’m being bullied for having a gay water bottle!!’

‘Huh? Oh, you can be gay if you want. I won’t discriminate’

Scott then decided that me an Chloe were lesbians. Haha. I like Scott when hes nice :)

Anyway, Chloe and James decided to keep hiding my bottle. Which was mean. I was DYING. And I had a heartache. Pfft.

Then George nicked my bottle and actually hid it in a drawer.

‘Note to self: Quit Superdrug, due to bullying’

Because I was working til 7pm, I missed Kev’s party, which would have been pretty cool (even though I would have only known like 3 people there!) and I missed Helen’s meal too, because Kathy was going back to uni. We were SUPPOSED to be having a nice meal :] (like the last supper, but not as drastic) turns out she was staying at her boyfriends house. I reckon they should hurry up and get married (though Alex G would be HEARTBROKEN!)

Haha.

I am tired. Bye.

OH MY DAYS. I just had a bath and pulled out the plug and it made the SCARIEST noise. Kinda like a cross between ‘The Grudge’ and ‘Scream’

I had a heartattack.

S is for 'Forrest Gump'

Gah. I have a cold. Its no fun :’(
I get about a billion colds a year. LAME.
Managed to use a WHOLE box of Kleenex last night, and was too ill to sleep so decided to watch scrubs and the simple life. And ‘Quiz call’
Those shows are embarrassing.
A guy is employed to prance around the screen going ‘CALL US! YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES LEFT! IT’S A BARGAIN! YOU CAN’T LOSE!’
And then you do lose.

Basically, I hate ALL phoning-in things.
Ever since this time I phoned up 'Live and Kicking' (I miss classic Saturday morning TV) to tell them that the name of the boy in Jungle Book was Mowgli, and I didn’t get through. I was SO heartbroken!
I WANTED THE FURRY MONKEY!
And the annoying thing was that the person who won it was called Jenny too. Or IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ‘Janey’.. anyway it was kind of like my name =/

Anyway I was watching this ‘Quiz Call’ thing (Im not weird, I was DYING! I have an excuse!)
The aim was to name a film beginning with ‘S’, ring up and you could win SO MUCH MONEY! (like, £75)
It was painful
‘UM, IS IT FORREST GUMP?’
Yes. Forrest Gump begins with an ‘S’

What is wrong with these people. Sure, it was 3am…but I don’t get LETTERS confused when I’m up at 3am! I just get GROUCHY!

So I’ve been at home in my PJs ALL DAY today (Sundays are lame anyway!) listening to music. I have a new obsession with cover versions. GOOD cover versions. Like:

Cobra starship – billie jean [jacko]
Pixie lott – use somebody [kings of leon]
Rascall flats – what hurts the most [cascada]
Dr ironick – everytime we touch [cascada]
All time low – uumbrella [rihanna]
Dizzee rascal – that’s not my name [ting tings]
n-dubz – about you now [sugababes]

and omigosh

Playradioplay’s version of Mr Brightside. Phwoar.

I used to hate it, coz it IS kind of weird. But it’s grown on me :]

They kinda sing the song, but keep to their own genre.

I can’t explain what playradioplay are like…

Wikipedia describes them as Indie/Powerpop/Indietronic.

I don’t get what that means, but they are amazing (and Dan’s birthday is two days after mine!) But hes 3 years older….not TOO much of an age gap

-prepares marriage-

Aha.


But CHECK THEM OUT. YOUTUBE!

They are a bit marmite-y though. You LOVE them (i.e me)


..or you hate them (i.e scene kids and preppsters)

And im obsessed with ‘wordplay’ by Jason Mraz.

But I won’t go on about him, because I won’t stop. I blame Andrew, for introducing me to him, and now I have 48 songs by him on my zen XD

Good old youtube – mp3 converter c/o of kim! (Y)

I sound like a PC nerd.


oh. familys back from tennis tournament. i need to look like im revising :D


ciao for now! x

Thursday 23 April 2009

'I kissed a MAN'

Funniest thing ever today.

I was walking past the construction site at the bottom of the hill by Symonds, and one of the builders was singing ‘I kissed a girl’ by Katy Perry – (but HE was singing ‘I kissed a MAN!’) Me and Sophie started cracking up, until he started walking towards us saying ‘Come here little girl. I’ll show you some MAN-LOVE. I’ll kiss this guy.’
And we all ran off laughing. That was fun.

I am still confused.

N.B I was just proof-reading my blog, and the whole story sounds a bit UNLIKELY.
but im serious. he said that. i was tempted to be like 'go for it, if you think you're man enough.' but im small. he had BIG muscles. i didnt really want to offend him in any way..

Tuesday 21 April 2009

Friday 17 April 2009

This blog has NOTHING to do with Michael Franti, but I WANT TO MARRY HIM! <3

Wahey :] party at Felix’s last night was F-U-N. I WAS kinda worried about it originally, because I knew that most people there would have been from Greggs previously, or at Peveril now. But I recognised a few people that I had met through other people at other parties, and I had Adam, Andrew and the Inbetweeners (how cool are WE! Watching TV at a party!) to keep me company. Anyway...

I realised, I think it was on Tuesday that I realised this, that I act really differently depending on who I’m with. A small majority of my friends, mainly my friends that I’ve known since I left the WOMB or my family, I can act real around. But I was at work the other day and talking to _____ , and we started making A LOT of innuendo jokes, mainly about condoms and boyfriends and such. Which I thought was real weird. And she started going on about all these ‘REALLY FIT GUYS THAT I MET WHEN I WAS WITH MY COUSINS’ and I was ooh-ing and aah-ing like a proper twat. I admit that I can be shallow at times, but I generally don’t give a toss about appearance when it comes to guys (even though saying that…Zac Efron…hellooo!). So she was putting down all these guys that she knew, mainly slamming on about their appearance, while I was trying to be all ‘but did he have a nice sense of humour/things in common with you/friendly?’ blah blah blah.

And my recently-turned-preppy-and-vain friends I am pretty much the same with. If I have a free with some of them, or I see them outside college, I am always really conscious about what I say. Normally, when I’m with my closer friends, I can act like a mong and not really care. They KNOW I am a bit retarded. So we have a laugh, can talk about anything and they’ll love me just the same…(I HOPE) But when I’m with my Jack Wills clones, I’m like ‘Ooh yeah. That skirt is PRETTY. I like the FLOWERS! That Boy is CUTE, I would tap HIM, ooh ahh’

Whoa. This is such a bitchy blog. I AM A BITCH. But I can’t STAND having to say repeatedly ‘You are not fat/you don’t need plastic surgery/you’re not flat-chested/any guy would be lucky to have you.’ I would rather just be like ‘Hi. I’m Jennie. I don’t know if you remember me, considering the fact that I don’t wear Jack Wills makes me basically invisible in your eyes, but we used to be really good friends.’

I don’t hate Jack Wills.
And I don’t hate people who wear Jack Wills.
But when wearing Jack Wills changes a person, or creates an elitist group at college. That annoys me.
And seeing 10yr olds at work carrying Jack Wills bags, trying out perfumes from my counter and juggling cigarettes at the same time, THAT annoys me. Kinda scares me too…

Wednesday 15 April 2009

Things I miss.

Hiltingbury. Pokemon. 3BF. Acting Academy. Thornden Badminton (and Eastleigh Badminton). Brownies. Torrington. Showtime . Gangshow. Anaheim. The FFians.Skins. Old Friends(pre-Jack Wills). Phoebe. Tammy (Eastleigh).Ellie.Sunshine XD. French Exchange. Paultons Park. Rusty. Drama Club.Mark Speight. 99in. The S-Logs. Blondelle.The Icky Van. Sex Ed. Lessons.S Club 7.Rec.Blink 182.Duke Of Edinburgh. Good Times :] Guides. Paying child fare for everything. Heath Ledger.

Hmm.
I was on the bus back from work yesterday.
And I LOVE getting the bus back at night, when its not stuffed full of stupid college kids climbing on the chairs and chucking tennis balls around.
And I was just thinking about all stuff I missed. From Hiltingbury, Thornden, and just stuff that I don’t have anymore. Whoa. Depressing bus ride.

And I realised how much I miss being 9ish years old. When nothing mattered, and the hardest choice you ever had to make was whether a Charizard was worth swapping for a Mewtwo.

Everyone I speak to who’s NOT at college keep saying how amazing their Easter has been, just eating eggs and going to the beach and stuff. Lately I’ve been EXPLODING about what subject to drop, what uni to go to, what course to do at uni, and my parents pressurising me to revise doesn’t help. Plus, the fact that the majority of my friends seem to know what they want to get out of life doesn’t help either.

Obviously, its going to be worth it in the end, when I have A-Level grades I deserve, and a job that I actually ENJOY (I love superdrug, but its not where I want to be in the next five years! Poor scott!)

So yeah.

I find it really hard to concentrate on my revision, and I get distracted real easily. But I know I need to do it. I would just rather go to the new place in Eastleigh and watch a cheesy movie (17 again – ZAC EFRON! MATT PERRY!) with some friends (Suzannah, Lucy and Geoff3!)

That’s all, folks x

Sunday 12 April 2009

(8) Here's an idea, lets talk in person! (8)

I've had a pretty funny few days :]

For some reason, my internet connections been playing up. So I've been dying inside. Bad case of fb addiction, I'm afraid :(

I served someone in Superdrug on saturday who looked SO MUCH like Michael Franti I almost died. Maybe it was just the dreadlocks, or the accent...but he was just like 'Do you sell CK cologne?' and I was so tempted to attack him with hugs and kisses and RAPE! (haha) But I managed to contain myself. LUCKILY! Mmm...Michael Franti...*swoon*

Plus, old people buying condoms again. EW. Maybe its because its easter. Which means new beginnings and new flowers and new...BABIES?? xD

Um, friday night was interesting! I went to Lizzies party, in Otterbourne :] Basic Carnage. To conclude:

- Lucy threw up
- Kitchen lights broken
- Garden furniture chucked in pool
- Alex and Sam jumping in the pool in their boxers
- Sabrina making out with EVERYONE who had a penis (..and Dom)
- Yosher making out with everyone who DIDN'T have a penis..
- Lucy elbowed me in the face&I almost passed out
- Alex G. scooping me up to prevent me from dying :P
- Fave yellow shoes RUINED by bloody MUD
- Emily and Sophies semi-rape
- Un-sober people cooking pasta (NOT SAFE!)
- Trampoline bundles
- Everyone (bar me) smoking weed and fags
- Random apple pie from Dom


oh. but the worst one. I walked in on one of my friends having sex. Bearing in mind that both of the people were GUYS! :P SLIGHTLY EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATISED! I'm too naive for such things! it was very brokeback mountain-esque :O

Sadly I wasn't drunk enough to FORGET it...


And I dropped my shoes in Lizzies pool when I was trying to clean them...

bummer =/

and i had a wakeover last night, and slept for about 20 mins. bad times. not too grumpy and bitchy 2day though :)

and we were wandering around eastleigh at 5am :D

and naomis dad made us an easter egg hunt :) we won :)




not much going on 2mz, mite be having bex and the geoffster round :]


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Friday 10 April 2009

(8) Shes a lady and ladies, shouldn't be messed with.

Forever the sickest kids <3
I'm addicted to them at the mo :)

I'm in the middle of my media revision...and thought I'd take a break and blog it up :)

I'm excited about 2nite. Got a party at Lizzies and I know loads of people going and its gna be generally awesome :)

Its been too long since I had a proper party...I think everyone was put off house parties since the Sabrina affair... :I

But it shud be fun :) andd my mate Kevins invited me to his 20th. Which I'm hoping will be MESSYY :D but it wont be. Because hes a teddy bear ^_^

And then I have the Wakeover at CFMC :] Basically playing Guitar Hero (if Kev brings it!) and watching movies and playing Sleeping bag races in the massive hall they have :]

fun timeeees :D

One of my blog readers pointed out that I never talk about my feelings on my blog anymore. Thats because its private. And I would rather tell people face-to-face about my feelings, than write it on a blog. For everyone to read. And for everyone to misunderstand. Its easier than trying to subtley say stuff on here when they don;t actually understand what I'm saying. Riddles.

/rant.

Fall out with parents last night. Various reasons. Parties, T4 on the beach, and facebook.

Gem invited me to T4 on the beach this year, which I was SO SO SO excited about. Then my dad said my curfew was 11pm. Which would mean I would miss about 60% of the music. to get the train home. alone. Then I thought I could stay at my cousins house, who happen to live near Weston =/ that failed!

pfft.

Then I asked if they could be more STRICT. Which is weird. But I really want to be in the new series of Worlds Strictest Parents. I'm kinda (sadly) addicted to it after watching it in media!

I still haven't decided whether I like my haircut yet. I haven't had it this short since Yr 6. I think it was shortest in Yr2, when this guy called me a BOY :D

bad times.

and i have 34 more prospectuses to read, and two massive books about unis.

=/

FML.

I LOVE THAT SITE!

Has anyone been on 'fmylife.com?'

its basically these random little anecdotes. Embarrasing stories that people write. followed by 'FML'

(f_ck my life)

:D

some are SO funny :]

well. I think they are :]

for example:


by hammylove. 'Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML'

or 'Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML'

check it out :]


Back to media revisiooon :D x

Thursday 9 April 2009

phew.

Haha.
Due to popular demand – A BLOG POST!
Crazy stuff. It has been a while!
AND I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY!
I just, recently, haven’t had any time to SAY IT!
I seriously thought this easter would be a FUN easter, because I have so much time to CHILLAX and legally eat chocolate (after this weekend!) but I’ve had so much pressure from teachers to focus on revision. I’m really easily distracted though. I’m supposed to be writing a socio essay right now, but I’d rather write a blog :]
I’ve had a lot of pressure from my parents about A-Levels and unis, and its UBER stressing me out.
Basically, my sister was a straight A student at Thornden, and got 3Bs and a C at Peveril. I know that my parents wouldn’t compare us, but I’m so different to Kathy. Shes able to sit in her room for HOURS and study. And I’m able to sit in my room for HOURS on facebook, or on the phone. I’m so sad :P
And I’d rather go shopping, or cinema, or out for a meal with some friends, than learning about Bourdieu or Stalin or Levis-effing-Strauss!
:D
I guess it’s a genetic thing. Neither of my parents did AMAZINGLY well at college, but now Kathys AMAZING and SMART and HAS A LOVELY BF and is SO GOOD AT MAKING CAKES (haha) and I’m like…
Does anyone watch Skins?
Im like Freddie. Kathy is his sister [forgotten her name]
Except I don’t take weed (Y)
Pfft.
This is such a rant-ish blog!
Gah.
[meh!]
Devon last weekend.
I kinda died, because I had no fb, and my phone kept dying.
Funny times XD
It was FREEZING in my room, and I had no idea why.
There was a hole in the floor.
A hole, as big as my FACE!
It was insane.
But funny :D
I probably have outdoor-aids now :D
YES THERE IS SUCH A THING!
And my brother had a sleepover the over night.
Playing with K’nex [LOUDLY!] til after midnight. And I had work the next day. I was not happy :Z

Sorry for not updating my blog more often, ROSS AND GEORGE!
:D

Catch ya later, tomata :D

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