Hmph.
I OFFICIALLY want to assassinate my history teacher.
Alison. pahh.
I thought Miss Laidler was bad (she was a pretty good teacher but SO sarcastic and SO monotonous). Alison is like evil-ness in a jar.
OK OK, so she has good days. but she seems to have something against Thornden people.
In most of my lessons, I am the only Thornden person there...actually, I AM the only Thornden person in any of my classes. (except ICT&Text Processing, they don't count)
and except History, theres SEVEN Thornden kids in our class. which is a record.
Basically, if you know me well enough, I would have ranted about Alison before, or threatened to STAB her. and seriously, NOONE makes me want to do that.
On the first day, all of the thornden people sat together, and Alison was like 'I'm not gna like you thorndeners. you are all stuck up coz you all got As/A*s at GCSE. but you will fail your a-levels if you have a cocky attitude' - - and this was BEFORE we had even said anything!
I'll just sum up what shes like.
1. Shes made three people in our class CRY.
2. When Meg dropped her pen she had a go at her for being disruptive/attention-seeking.
3. When me&Meg were about 30secs late from the break, she made us stay outside and had a rant at us. Meg cried.
4. She pulled my hair once. Which I swear it child abuse. Now Ed keeps taking the piss and pulling/ruffling my hair.
5. Shes very anti-everything, except Obama.
6. Shes very patronising, and made me stay after class so she could tell me that I need to SORT...MY...FOLDER...OUT (which she had already said to the class) She basically thinks im RETARDED.
7. She's sat me right at the front of the class, after saying that I 'looked like I might cause trouble'
8. She has favourites, i.e Ed, Michael, Adam, Karys, Libby. She has UN-favourites, i.e Me, James, Joel, Meg, Rachel, Holly (basically everyone else)
9. She came into my media lesson when we were watching 8 mile and complained about the language being offensive. (well, it WAS eminem rapping about 'muthaf_cking this, etc) and then she did the same again a few weeks later, when we were watching Havoc. Katy is now PETRIFIED of her.
10. When I have teachers, for ANYTHING, I need teachers that I can talk to if I have some problems, or if I'm struggling with something. I can't do that with Alison, coz she'll just refer me to the intranet or something. YAY. HELPFUL. or patronise me, and make me feel stupid. (she likes comparing the not-so-smart to the Ed-like people. For those who don't know him, Ed Hauschild is lovely, bt hes ANNOYING smart. Seriously, I can't believe some of the stuff he comees out with! ITS INSANE!!)
11. Um, I think thats all I can think of :)
basically, i want to drop History, because of her =/
Other than that, was a cool day :D ban on chocolate is proving difficult...matt s. offered me some swiss roll on the bus, and i was happy to have some until matt. b reminded me. then i felt sad :'(
going babysitting 2nite, might watch skins ^__^
thats all, folks! x
Thursday 26 February 2009
Wednesday 25 February 2009
'My Leggings are broked'
0800 190 6900 this is the only number yor goona need 2 change ur career and, change your life, so call this no now these guys did and they never looked back
'i was able to fit my instructor training around my previos job, now i fit my career around my family life, its tottally flexible' and like all our instructors, once youve Qualified you can be part of one of the largest growing driving schools in the uk
over a million ppl take driving lessons every year, and you could be teaching them, so call this no now
if youve got the license, weve go the keys, to your new carreer
by nick whittington ( jens brother)
whoa.
that was my brothers contribution to my whole blog. hes cool enough to be able to recite the WHOLE of that 'RED DRIVING TEACHERS' advert. whoa. i hope his coolness runs in the family. but hes 11. 11 year olds are SUPPOSED to be odd.
basically i cant be bothered to write anything today, so i thought id hand it over to him.
ciao for now :D x
'i was able to fit my instructor training around my previos job, now i fit my career around my family life, its tottally flexible' and like all our instructors, once youve Qualified you can be part of one of the largest growing driving schools in the uk
over a million ppl take driving lessons every year, and you could be teaching them, so call this no now
if youve got the license, weve go the keys, to your new carreer
by nick whittington ( jens brother)
whoa.
that was my brothers contribution to my whole blog. hes cool enough to be able to recite the WHOLE of that 'RED DRIVING TEACHERS' advert. whoa. i hope his coolness runs in the family. but hes 11. 11 year olds are SUPPOSED to be odd.
basically i cant be bothered to write anything today, so i thought id hand it over to him.
ciao for now :D x
Monday 23 February 2009
Roo-MAR
:D i had a really good day today.
i dont even know why, im just in a really good mood.
my media coursework is FINALLY doing what its told,
im up to date with all my work,
everyone at college is happy for some reason (I KNOW SOME REASONS WHY!)
:)
Im obsessed with Muse - Knight of Cydonia, ever since I Guitar Hero'd it at Andrews, and FAILED. Esepecially after 3:29 :) anyone else find matt bellamy kinda amazing? (other than you, george!)
there was a rumour going around a bunch of people i know that i 'got on' someone at a party.
which annoyed me.
because i didnt. and i dont want everyone thinking i am a slag. =/
we are just good mates, dammit!
i can't be bothered to write much, so I'll just quote from 'Hands Held High' By Linkin Park.
LP are so good at writing songs that actually mean something. rather than 'oh my god that bitch has a huge ass/smack that ass/il take you to the candy shop' like most music is like.
=/
Turn my mike up louder I got to say something
Light weights step to the side when we come in
Feel it in your chest the syllables get pumping
People on the street they panic and start running
Words on loose leaf sheet complete coming
I jump in my mind and summon the rhyme, I'm dumping
Healing the blind I promise to let the sun in
Sick of the dark ways we march to the drum and
Jump when they tell us that they wanna see jumping
Fuck that I wanna see some fists pumping
Risk something, take back what's yours
Say something that you know they might attack you for
Cause I'm sick of being treated like I have before
Like it's stupid standing for what I'm standing for
Like this war's really just a different brand of war
Like it doesn't cater the rich and abandon poor
Like they understand you in the back of the jet
When you can't put gas in your tank
These fuckers are laughing their way to the bank and cashing the cheque
Asking you to have compassion and have some respect
For a leader so nervous in an obvious way
Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
In their living room laughing like "what did he say?"
[Chorus:]
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
In my living room watching but I am not laughing
Cause when it gets tense I know what might happen
World is cold the bold men take action
Have to react or get blown into fractions
Ten years old it's something to see
Another kid my age drugged under a jeep
Taken and bound and found later under a tree
I wonder if he had thought the next one could be me
Do you see the soldiers they're out today
They brush the dust from bullet proof vests away
It's ironic at times like this you pray
But a bomb blew the mosque up yesterday
There's bombs in the buses, bikes, roads
Inside your market, your shops, your clothes
My dad he's got a lot of fear I know
But enough pride inside not to let that show
My brother had a book he would hold with pride
A little red cover with a broken spine
On the back, he hand-wrote a quote inside
When the rich wage war it's the poor who die
Meanwhile, the leader just talks away
Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
both scared and angry like "what did he say?"
[Chorus x6]
[x6]
With hands held high into the sky so blue,
As the ocean opens up to swallow you.
such an amazing song. :)
see you around kids! x x x
i dont even know why, im just in a really good mood.
my media coursework is FINALLY doing what its told,
im up to date with all my work,
everyone at college is happy for some reason (I KNOW SOME REASONS WHY!)
:)
Im obsessed with Muse - Knight of Cydonia, ever since I Guitar Hero'd it at Andrews, and FAILED. Esepecially after 3:29 :) anyone else find matt bellamy kinda amazing? (other than you, george!)
there was a rumour going around a bunch of people i know that i 'got on' someone at a party.
which annoyed me.
because i didnt. and i dont want everyone thinking i am a slag. =/
we are just good mates, dammit!
i can't be bothered to write much, so I'll just quote from 'Hands Held High' By Linkin Park.
LP are so good at writing songs that actually mean something. rather than 'oh my god that bitch has a huge ass/smack that ass/il take you to the candy shop' like most music is like.
=/
Turn my mike up louder I got to say something
Light weights step to the side when we come in
Feel it in your chest the syllables get pumping
People on the street they panic and start running
Words on loose leaf sheet complete coming
I jump in my mind and summon the rhyme, I'm dumping
Healing the blind I promise to let the sun in
Sick of the dark ways we march to the drum and
Jump when they tell us that they wanna see jumping
Fuck that I wanna see some fists pumping
Risk something, take back what's yours
Say something that you know they might attack you for
Cause I'm sick of being treated like I have before
Like it's stupid standing for what I'm standing for
Like this war's really just a different brand of war
Like it doesn't cater the rich and abandon poor
Like they understand you in the back of the jet
When you can't put gas in your tank
These fuckers are laughing their way to the bank and cashing the cheque
Asking you to have compassion and have some respect
For a leader so nervous in an obvious way
Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
In their living room laughing like "what did he say?"
[Chorus:]
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
In my living room watching but I am not laughing
Cause when it gets tense I know what might happen
World is cold the bold men take action
Have to react or get blown into fractions
Ten years old it's something to see
Another kid my age drugged under a jeep
Taken and bound and found later under a tree
I wonder if he had thought the next one could be me
Do you see the soldiers they're out today
They brush the dust from bullet proof vests away
It's ironic at times like this you pray
But a bomb blew the mosque up yesterday
There's bombs in the buses, bikes, roads
Inside your market, your shops, your clothes
My dad he's got a lot of fear I know
But enough pride inside not to let that show
My brother had a book he would hold with pride
A little red cover with a broken spine
On the back, he hand-wrote a quote inside
When the rich wage war it's the poor who die
Meanwhile, the leader just talks away
Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
both scared and angry like "what did he say?"
[Chorus x6]
[x6]
With hands held high into the sky so blue,
As the ocean opens up to swallow you.
such an amazing song. :)
see you around kids! x x x
Sunday 22 February 2009
Bleurgh.
I'm having a tea break from doing English Coursework.
Which, incidently, is a blog about In Cold Blood&Frankenstein.
I will happily write a blog about meaningless things, like MY LIFE.
But I'm having such a DEAD DAY today.
You know those days when you can't be bothered to do ANYTHING,
so you want to ignore your media planning/English Coursework/History Essay/History notes&reading?
I have that today, which is not good.
I always leave stuff til last minute and then get uber stressed out and bite some heads off.
Plus, I couldn't go to Reel Big Fish/Rise Against/Shopping/Gemmas House last night.
I wasn't allowed. I haven't done my work.
LAME.
Sundays are lame.
Which, incidently, is a blog about In Cold Blood&Frankenstein.
I will happily write a blog about meaningless things, like MY LIFE.
But I'm having such a DEAD DAY today.
You know those days when you can't be bothered to do ANYTHING,
so you want to ignore your media planning/English Coursework/History Essay/History notes&reading?
I have that today, which is not good.
I always leave stuff til last minute and then get uber stressed out and bite some heads off.
Plus, I couldn't go to Reel Big Fish/Rise Against/Shopping/Gemmas House last night.
I wasn't allowed. I haven't done my work.
LAME.
Sundays are lame.
Friday 20 February 2009
Brace yourself..
I'VE FOUND THE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ME FROM YEAR 10!
singing the lampies song at DofE.
how embarrasing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoGjcorqOGw&feature=channel_page
and i love the ONE comment that someone wrote. IT WAS FUN AT THE TIME!
AND WE WERE SAAD!
Haz has put up a few videos of me (click on 'more from Hopelessheartsx'
haha. good times. I kinda miss Thornden, and the 'THATS PRETTY' thing I had with Haz.
(basically we would shove all our private jokes into a routine. Everyone we showed it thought we were retarded, but it was funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XMnpEORktI&feature=channel_page
noone understood it. tbh i miss the random times with haz, but since college shes been converted to the jack wills crew, and i feel like im not COOL enough to be with her xD because I don't wear JW pyjamas to college. oh.
EEK! (see below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XC3_RSeW3A&feature=channel
Thornden was so gay but amazing!
Thats all folks.
Oooh, I had a convo with Scott about autobiographies. When he was searching my bag after work i had my heath ledger autobiographyy <3>
then we had a massive rant about whether heath ledger was cooler than roger moore/peter kay.
HE IS, btw :)
scott was happy. he shud have some babies.
anyways, toodle-pip.
im trying to do my english cw but im getting distracted by facebook. SHAME.
haha.
Jenniex
P.S i love eddie izzard, officially :D
singing the lampies song at DofE.
how embarrasing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoGjcorqOGw&feature=channel_page
and i love the ONE comment that someone wrote. IT WAS FUN AT THE TIME!
AND WE WERE SAAD!
Haz has put up a few videos of me (click on 'more from Hopelessheartsx'
haha. good times. I kinda miss Thornden, and the 'THATS PRETTY' thing I had with Haz.
(basically we would shove all our private jokes into a routine. Everyone we showed it thought we were retarded, but it was funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XMnpEORktI&feature=channel_page
noone understood it. tbh i miss the random times with haz, but since college shes been converted to the jack wills crew, and i feel like im not COOL enough to be with her xD because I don't wear JW pyjamas to college. oh.
EEK! (see below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XC3_RSeW3A&feature=channel
Thornden was so gay but amazing!
Thats all folks.
Oooh, I had a convo with Scott about autobiographies. When he was searching my bag after work i had my heath ledger autobiographyy <3>
then we had a massive rant about whether heath ledger was cooler than roger moore/peter kay.
HE IS, btw :)
scott was happy. he shud have some babies.
anyways, toodle-pip.
im trying to do my english cw but im getting distracted by facebook. SHAME.
haha.
Jenniex
P.S i love eddie izzard, officially :D
Monday 16 February 2009
Square+Foam+A LOT OF WASTED SYMONDS KIDS = fun times.
Wahey!
I've decided to NOT ditch my blog, but I don't think I'll be able to update it as often as I would like. I just forget, or never have the time, or forget my password...
Life is nice, at the mo.
Last night was the Symonds foam party in Southampton, and IT WAS AMAZING!
When I first got my ticket, I was worried that no-one was actually going to come (even though I got ticket #293) :]
but there were so many people that I knew there, like old thorndeners, people from Text Processing, English, Socio.. (basically ALL my lessons)
Charlie from Socio was WASTED. THAT WAS SO FUNNY. She kept trying to kiss me. :D
Jess was wasted too, I actually thought she was going to die, she was so floppy.
Um, gossip? Alex P. FINALLY made out with Harriet, shes liked him for AGES.
Alex G. pulled too, and the girl was STUNNING, I was pretty surprised, but I had to stop Stephen&Ross from perving on him :D
GEMMA HAD HER FIRST KISS :D
she wont like me blabbing about it on my blog, but I don't think she reads it, so WAHEY!
I was so proud of her, even though the guy was WASTED and she goes to Peveril and would never see him again, and he made out with Alice too (and basically, its not Pat!) ;)
Um...Yeah.
IF YOU DIDNT GO TO TO FOAM PARTY YOU MISSED OUT, it was insaneee!
i was basically drowning in the foam, and I have bruises from when I got stilettos STOMPING on my feet. but it was a fun night.
On the upside, I hung out with loads of Jack Wills-ish people that I don't see around college much (mainly because they spend there LIVES talking about how 'deformed' their noses are, how fat they are, or the new seasons stuff in JW) and I hung out with Emily&Lizzie&Rachel&Harriet&Anty (Lizzie kept threatening to rape me)
On the VERY DOWN side, the only thing that ruined the whole night, was that it kept bringing back memories of N_ _ _ _, and what happened at freshers...
Which was a bummer. And he wasn't even THERE! God, if he was there I might of had to LEAVE.
BOYS HAVE AIDS. its official.
oh, and when me&Bazza got picked up by my dad (he went to the wrong uni, which was where we were supposed to meet up, LOL) Gemma basically got verbally raped by these drunk 30somethings, saying she had nice legs, and what were we doing out so late XD it was SO funny, but then I just directed them to this club and they left. SOUTHAMPTON IS SO FUNNY.
Hope everyone had a nice Valentines day anyway (I did) and have a nice half term! Staying at Andrews Tuesday night (after convincing my parents that NONE of the guys were going to rape me/take advantage of me in an intoxicated situation) which should be good ^__^
Full Stop. x
I've decided to NOT ditch my blog, but I don't think I'll be able to update it as often as I would like. I just forget, or never have the time, or forget my password...
Life is nice, at the mo.
Last night was the Symonds foam party in Southampton, and IT WAS AMAZING!
When I first got my ticket, I was worried that no-one was actually going to come (even though I got ticket #293) :]
but there were so many people that I knew there, like old thorndeners, people from Text Processing, English, Socio.. (basically ALL my lessons)
Charlie from Socio was WASTED. THAT WAS SO FUNNY. She kept trying to kiss me. :D
Jess was wasted too, I actually thought she was going to die, she was so floppy.
Um, gossip? Alex P. FINALLY made out with Harriet, shes liked him for AGES.
Alex G. pulled too, and the girl was STUNNING, I was pretty surprised, but I had to stop Stephen&Ross from perving on him :D
GEMMA HAD HER FIRST KISS :D
she wont like me blabbing about it on my blog, but I don't think she reads it, so WAHEY!
I was so proud of her, even though the guy was WASTED and she goes to Peveril and would never see him again, and he made out with Alice too (and basically, its not Pat!) ;)
Um...Yeah.
IF YOU DIDNT GO TO TO FOAM PARTY YOU MISSED OUT, it was insaneee!
i was basically drowning in the foam, and I have bruises from when I got stilettos STOMPING on my feet. but it was a fun night.
On the upside, I hung out with loads of Jack Wills-ish people that I don't see around college much (mainly because they spend there LIVES talking about how 'deformed' their noses are, how fat they are, or the new seasons stuff in JW) and I hung out with Emily&Lizzie&Rachel&Harriet&Anty (Lizzie kept threatening to rape me)
On the VERY DOWN side, the only thing that ruined the whole night, was that it kept bringing back memories of N_ _ _ _, and what happened at freshers...
Which was a bummer. And he wasn't even THERE! God, if he was there I might of had to LEAVE.
BOYS HAVE AIDS. its official.
oh, and when me&Bazza got picked up by my dad (he went to the wrong uni, which was where we were supposed to meet up, LOL) Gemma basically got verbally raped by these drunk 30somethings, saying she had nice legs, and what were we doing out so late XD it was SO funny, but then I just directed them to this club and they left. SOUTHAMPTON IS SO FUNNY.
Hope everyone had a nice Valentines day anyway (I did) and have a nice half term! Staying at Andrews Tuesday night (after convincing my parents that NONE of the guys were going to rape me/take advantage of me in an intoxicated situation) which should be good ^__^
Full Stop. x
Wednesday 11 February 2009
Varley Cookies for the win, in your mouth not in the bin (8)
I've decided that my blog is a bit crap :(
I never actually talk about anything interesting, so I'm thinking of ditching it.
Which means about 5 people would be heartbroken, everyone else will be like 'FINALLY!'
haha.
I'll TRY and keep it up though. Its a nice distraction from english coursework :D
I had my first Varley Cookie in 2009 today.
THEY ARE AS ORGASMIC AS I REMEMBER.
More orgasmic than Andrew's weird coffee donuts thing
(basically he has a weird face when he eats them. He has a weird face, full stop. Gee, that was harsh. I TAKE IT BACK. His mum makes nice brownies.)
But yeah, Varley Cookies ftw :)
(me&alice made up the poem in the title. whoa. we are good at rhyming)
A lot of my friends are pretty stuck up about Varley. because they have Aids.
I HATE IT.
I've met some amazing people in Varley. Like the guy who keeps hugging me but I keep forgetting his name =/ gah. Thats my worst habit. Forgetting peoples names, and its worse when they blatently remember yours. :S
But one of my FAVOURITE things in the world is meeting new people.
It's not that I'm bored of my OLD friends (although a lot of them are getting a bit Jack Willy-ish)
I just love it. The whole weird 'My-Name-Is-Jennie-The-Courses-I-Do-Are-......-My-Favourite-Colour-Is....- i love it. Unless its awkward, and they think you are a freak (..Gracee..) haha.
I am crippled at the mo.
LONG STORY SHORT. I went to a 'Drinking Spree' [code name] and fell over. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. I don't know how I landed, but it KILLED. I didn't have any alky to heal the pain. Gemma had to yank my skirt down because I exposed myself, and when I stood up and asked 'Noone saw, right?' Everyone was staring. THAT WAS THE SECOND (or third) MOST EMBARRASING THING IN MY LIFE! .. probably second. =/ but it was cool. I was provided with Ginger Beer, which is my favourite drink IN THE WORLD. After strawberry innocent smoothies :)
Now I have a massive bruise on my hip, foot and knee (I'm kinda proud of it though, it's bigger than Kathy's paintballing bruise...If I'm good mates with you I would have shown you by now..I was basically flashing it to everyone on the bus yesterday!) Good ol' Number 1 Bus (Y)
Also, I went to the Gym yesterday (which had a fire alarm go off halfway through it, LAME. So I had to put up with Adam, Alex And Marty bullying me. haha) and I twisted my ankle on the treadmill, and almost flew off. Basically I am dead inside =/
Next time I write in this blog I will try and paragraph it. I'm guessing its hard/boring to read?
Thanks for the previous comments I've had about my blog. I can't really be bothered to advertise this on myspace/facebook/bebo etc but its nice people actually read it :D
HAVE A NICE WEDNESDAY EVENING!
(and yes, this wednesday WAS a nice wednesday. LOVE IS IN THE AIR.) x x x
I never actually talk about anything interesting, so I'm thinking of ditching it.
Which means about 5 people would be heartbroken, everyone else will be like 'FINALLY!'
haha.
I'll TRY and keep it up though. Its a nice distraction from english coursework :D
I had my first Varley Cookie in 2009 today.
THEY ARE AS ORGASMIC AS I REMEMBER.
More orgasmic than Andrew's weird coffee donuts thing
(basically he has a weird face when he eats them. He has a weird face, full stop. Gee, that was harsh. I TAKE IT BACK. His mum makes nice brownies.)
But yeah, Varley Cookies ftw :)
(me&alice made up the poem in the title. whoa. we are good at rhyming)
A lot of my friends are pretty stuck up about Varley. because they have Aids.
I HATE IT.
I've met some amazing people in Varley. Like the guy who keeps hugging me but I keep forgetting his name =/ gah. Thats my worst habit. Forgetting peoples names, and its worse when they blatently remember yours. :S
But one of my FAVOURITE things in the world is meeting new people.
It's not that I'm bored of my OLD friends (although a lot of them are getting a bit Jack Willy-ish)
I just love it. The whole weird 'My-Name-Is-Jennie-The-Courses-I-Do-Are-......-My-Favourite-Colour-Is....- i love it. Unless its awkward, and they think you are a freak (..Gracee..) haha.
I am crippled at the mo.
LONG STORY SHORT. I went to a 'Drinking Spree' [code name] and fell over. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. I don't know how I landed, but it KILLED. I didn't have any alky to heal the pain. Gemma had to yank my skirt down because I exposed myself, and when I stood up and asked 'Noone saw, right?' Everyone was staring. THAT WAS THE SECOND (or third) MOST EMBARRASING THING IN MY LIFE! .. probably second. =/ but it was cool. I was provided with Ginger Beer, which is my favourite drink IN THE WORLD. After strawberry innocent smoothies :)
Now I have a massive bruise on my hip, foot and knee (I'm kinda proud of it though, it's bigger than Kathy's paintballing bruise...If I'm good mates with you I would have shown you by now..I was basically flashing it to everyone on the bus yesterday!) Good ol' Number 1 Bus (Y)
Also, I went to the Gym yesterday (which had a fire alarm go off halfway through it, LAME. So I had to put up with Adam, Alex And Marty bullying me. haha) and I twisted my ankle on the treadmill, and almost flew off. Basically I am dead inside =/
Next time I write in this blog I will try and paragraph it. I'm guessing its hard/boring to read?
Thanks for the previous comments I've had about my blog. I can't really be bothered to advertise this on myspace/facebook/bebo etc but its nice people actually read it :D
HAVE A NICE WEDNESDAY EVENING!
(and yes, this wednesday WAS a nice wednesday. LOVE IS IN THE AIR.) x x x
Friday 6 February 2009
[Insert Caption Here, silly]
Red = LOVE.
Valentines day soon, so red is KINDA relevant :D
I've emailed the Cupid thing at Symonds, to say that I love Adam and James and Katie. But Elbow-Sex Emily is my actual valentine.
I've never been asked to be a valentine before.
She was like 'BE ME VALENTINE' in the middle of English and I almost cried.
Well, I actually ran away first =/
I'm normally pretty anti V-day.
But now I have a Valentine.
I told my cousin and now she thinks I'm a lesbian =/
haha.
But YEAH.
Everyones really depressed about v-day, but I've decided not to care anymore.
If you need a specific day to tell someone you love them, then that's silly.
What if the person you love has a heartattack on the 14th Feb, and you had never told them that you loved them?
Thats a HORRIBLE thing to say, but I hope you guys get what I mean.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE 13TH FEB, IF YOU WNA GIVE SOMEONE FLOWERS OR KISS THEM OR MARRY THEM?
(I was about to say 'OR RAPE THEM' but thats a bit..mean.)
So..Valentines day soon, and turns out the Friday before is 'Free Hug Day.' Which sounds amazing. I remember all my friends were like 'What do you prefer, kisses or hugs' and I was the only one who said HUGS.
THEY ARE AMAZING. haha.
But kisses are pretty amazing too, so its a toughie.
I was looking through the Thornden Class of 2009 (ftw) Yearbook the other day, and I realised how close I was to going to Peveril (which would have been lame, no offence, Bartoners!) But the majority of the messages that people wrote to me say 'See you around Peveril' or 'COME TO SYMONDS, dammit!'
I'm so pleased I chose Symonds though ^__^
I KINDA miss Thornden, though...the best five years of my life so far...which isnt saying much but STILL!! This is what some of my LOVELY Thornden people thought about me:
'Never forget Ash. The couple that will never be lol' (long story) - Jamal
'Haha your a midget' - Anon
'My favourite retarded food and drama buddy' - Tom
'I've known you for two years. What a waste' - Elliot
oorr
'You totally are THE one and only puppy' - Laura
'Thanks for being so fantastic and jennie-like' - Gemma
'Always had great parties!' -Sam
'You've always been nice to everyone' - Colin
'It's been true love since first sight haha you are my favourite wifey' - Katy
'You've put a smile on my face everyday.' - Helen
'Thanks for being a super scene friend.' - Hezz
'Love you, smelly wife' - Kate
'You are probably the most epic, nicest amazing-est, PLUGGED person I have ever met! You're seriously amazing' - Harriet
'Good times with you, like me pretending to be a tortoise and havina chip on my shoulder. I'm sorry I bully you, I do love you really, even though you are a bit strange. I'm gonna miss mocking you' -Dan
Tbh, I love you Thornden kids :D especially my FFians :D
That's all, folks.
Jennifaceee x x x
Valentines day soon, so red is KINDA relevant :D
I've emailed the Cupid thing at Symonds, to say that I love Adam and James and Katie. But Elbow-Sex Emily is my actual valentine.
I've never been asked to be a valentine before.
She was like 'BE ME VALENTINE' in the middle of English and I almost cried.
Well, I actually ran away first =/
I'm normally pretty anti V-day.
But now I have a Valentine.
I told my cousin and now she thinks I'm a lesbian =/
haha.
But YEAH.
Everyones really depressed about v-day, but I've decided not to care anymore.
If you need a specific day to tell someone you love them, then that's silly.
What if the person you love has a heartattack on the 14th Feb, and you had never told them that you loved them?
Thats a HORRIBLE thing to say, but I hope you guys get what I mean.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE 13TH FEB, IF YOU WNA GIVE SOMEONE FLOWERS OR KISS THEM OR MARRY THEM?
(I was about to say 'OR RAPE THEM' but thats a bit..mean.)
So..Valentines day soon, and turns out the Friday before is 'Free Hug Day.' Which sounds amazing. I remember all my friends were like 'What do you prefer, kisses or hugs' and I was the only one who said HUGS.
THEY ARE AMAZING. haha.
But kisses are pretty amazing too, so its a toughie.
I was looking through the Thornden Class of 2009 (ftw) Yearbook the other day, and I realised how close I was to going to Peveril (which would have been lame, no offence, Bartoners!) But the majority of the messages that people wrote to me say 'See you around Peveril' or 'COME TO SYMONDS, dammit!'
I'm so pleased I chose Symonds though ^__^
I KINDA miss Thornden, though...the best five years of my life so far...which isnt saying much but STILL!! This is what some of my LOVELY Thornden people thought about me:
'Never forget Ash. The couple that will never be lol' (long story) - Jamal
'Haha your a midget' - Anon
'My favourite retarded food and drama buddy' - Tom
'I've known you for two years. What a waste' - Elliot
oorr
'You totally are THE one and only puppy' - Laura
'Thanks for being so fantastic and jennie-like' - Gemma
'Always had great parties!' -Sam
'You've always been nice to everyone' - Colin
'It's been true love since first sight haha you are my favourite wifey' - Katy
'You've put a smile on my face everyday.' - Helen
'Thanks for being a super scene friend.' - Hezz
'Love you, smelly wife' - Kate
'You are probably the most epic, nicest amazing-est, PLUGGED person I have ever met! You're seriously amazing' - Harriet
'Good times with you, like me pretending to be a tortoise and havina chip on my shoulder. I'm sorry I bully you, I do love you really, even though you are a bit strange. I'm gonna miss mocking you' -Dan
Tbh, I love you Thornden kids :D especially my FFians :D
That's all, folks.
Jennifaceee x x x
Wednesday 4 February 2009
Where's the sunshine? Let the sunshine in (8)
Wahey. The first day back after the awesome 4 day weekend.
I thought I'd use orange, to encourage the sun to come back.
We had decent snow, maybe we'll have a decent summer :D
I'm aching, I fell over three times today, and Christmas is officially over. LAME. I had such a cba day, too.
But I found out that Varley Cookies are back, which pretty much made my day. I'm in college tomorrow for about 1.5 hours, which is pretty much how long it takes for me to get to and from college. Damn 'The Ford!'
At least we HAD some decent snow this year :D and the snow fights were amazing, and sledging scared the hell outta me, AND i got tackled and semi-raped by jack =/
Valentines day soon. Everyones getting depressed about that, however much I tell them that I LOVE THEM.
WHY IS THIS STILL ON ITALICS? I DESELECTED ITALICS!
THERE.better. phew.
but yeah, obviously whoever reads this knows about it through facebook or crap english lessons with FARNDON.
and i DO love you all.
(8) All you single ladies, now put your hands up! (8)
Good song. Overplayed though =/
I tempted to nick George's idea and use lyrics for the title of my posts. But hes probably copyrighted that plan XD HI GEORGE!
Half terms coming up too!
That should be good.
I need to catch up with media cw though. L A A A M E :D
the bus driver after college 2day looked about 12 years old.
it REALLY scared me. I was like 'THERES ICE. ON THE ROAD. AND YOUR TRAINING A PRE-TEEN TO DRIVE A BUS?'
Turns out hes related to the crabby bus driver =/ haha.
And there was a busker in town, one of the few ones who are actually half-decent. I gave him a QUID. thats £1 more than i normally give buskers! I told him to go on x factor. He said he'd rather die.
I really should stop talking to strangers =/ especially when I'm alone.
Btw, if you ever wanted to know what the best R&B/Rap songs IN THE WORLD are..I have decided :D
black eyed peas - where is the love
eminem - lose yourself.
SERIOUSLY, I can't stop listening to them XD
Ciao, mis amigas y amigos! x x x x
P.S in the pic (that i HOPE comes up, I've never done it before! Gemma, Jack B, Matt B, Matt S) I HEART THEM :D
Sunday 1 February 2009
Feb-Roo-Ary
whoa.
I said I'd updated this blasted blog every day..
but IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
I never have time..
and if I do have time, I never have anything interesting to say.
Today is the 1st Feb.
And I've been pinched and punched by about 10 separate people..
Tomorrow will be fun, recovering from BRUISES, damn you guys XD
'Flick and a Kick for doing it too quick'
'A whack and a smack for giving it back'
'Errm, DAMMIT.'
1st february.
This month means I can have my cash card back (my mum nicked it during jan. coz i spent too much money, I basically DIED in january!) and my ban from nutella is on hiatus :D
its addicitve, I swear its got some nicotine in it SOMEWHERE...
Did anyone watch eurovision last night?
I was babysitting (for the third time in 3 days..) my mates 9 yr old sister and she wanted to watch it.
THEY WERE ALL TERRIBLE.
Tbh, I reckon I could do better in the Eurovision than some of these people...SERIOUSLY.
and I REALLY cannot sing. Well, I might be able to. If SOMEONE hadn't shattered my singing-confidence-ness, in year 9. haha.
Its real sad. I used to LOVE LOVE LOVE singing and acting and dancing (badly) in all these cheesy shows and stuff, and then for some reason, one of my mates disses my voice (I HAVE AN EXCUSE! I HAD SEMI-TONSILITIS!) and i havent sung (in public) since then. Fair enough, I sing in the shower still *cringe* and when i am ALONE, especially 'Adieu' by Enter Shikari. God, I LOVE that song. But I NEVER EVER sing in front of people. Except when we play singstar. Thats the only time you will hear me sing. And when I beat Helen&Jess at singing, when we had the anti-paris party? That was probably the proudest moment of my life. HOW SAD.
hahah.
Oh, I've seen some FUNNY things this past week. Well, I found them funny. Maybe because I was high on STRAWBERRY DREAMSS <3
First up, this old teacher from Hiltingbury was on her hands-free thing, when I was heading back from work last night. And it looked like she was talking to herself, so I went up to her and was like 'Alright, McAllister? Remember me from YrR?' and she turned around and started swearing into her little hands-free thing. I felt SO bad, I used to LOVE her when she was my teacher :D
I've fallen in love with the Sainsburys security guard. He's so tiny and weedy, and I could never imagine him cathing/killing (lol) ANYONE. But when I got my lunch yesterday and the doors beeped when I left, I was having a heartattack and he was like 'No worries, darling. Dodgey alarms, like in Superdrug' I LOVE HIM. haha.
This guy, who used to go to Thornden, called Tom Young (who supposedly had a gay relationship with Sam O'Toole, hence why they were voted 2nd 'Cutest Couple' in the yearbook) haha, was cycling past my road on the way back from college the other day, which a packet of Marlboros in one hand, and a bottle of vodka in the other, trying to look all 'G'. There's been some building work in my road atm, which has been pissing me off, but he cycled into a little HOLE and dropped his vodka, which evidently smashed, and he started swearing his FACE off. Then he turned around and had a go at ME, for not telling him the hole was there. Gah. Chavs. What will they get up to next, ehh?
I can't really remember what else I was going to say..I'll try and remember by tomorrow :D
Happy February, readers (Y) x
I said I'd updated this blasted blog every day..
but IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
I never have time..
and if I do have time, I never have anything interesting to say.
Today is the 1st Feb.
And I've been pinched and punched by about 10 separate people..
Tomorrow will be fun, recovering from BRUISES, damn you guys XD
'Flick and a Kick for doing it too quick'
'A whack and a smack for giving it back'
'Errm, DAMMIT.'
1st february.
This month means I can have my cash card back (my mum nicked it during jan. coz i spent too much money, I basically DIED in january!) and my ban from nutella is on hiatus :D
its addicitve, I swear its got some nicotine in it SOMEWHERE...
Did anyone watch eurovision last night?
I was babysitting (for the third time in 3 days..) my mates 9 yr old sister and she wanted to watch it.
THEY WERE ALL TERRIBLE.
Tbh, I reckon I could do better in the Eurovision than some of these people...SERIOUSLY.
and I REALLY cannot sing. Well, I might be able to. If SOMEONE hadn't shattered my singing-confidence-ness, in year 9. haha.
Its real sad. I used to LOVE LOVE LOVE singing and acting and dancing (badly) in all these cheesy shows and stuff, and then for some reason, one of my mates disses my voice (I HAVE AN EXCUSE! I HAD SEMI-TONSILITIS!) and i havent sung (in public) since then. Fair enough, I sing in the shower still *cringe* and when i am ALONE, especially 'Adieu' by Enter Shikari. God, I LOVE that song. But I NEVER EVER sing in front of people. Except when we play singstar. Thats the only time you will hear me sing. And when I beat Helen&Jess at singing, when we had the anti-paris party? That was probably the proudest moment of my life. HOW SAD.
hahah.
Oh, I've seen some FUNNY things this past week. Well, I found them funny. Maybe because I was high on STRAWBERRY DREAMSS <3
First up, this old teacher from Hiltingbury was on her hands-free thing, when I was heading back from work last night. And it looked like she was talking to herself, so I went up to her and was like 'Alright, McAllister? Remember me from YrR?' and she turned around and started swearing into her little hands-free thing. I felt SO bad, I used to LOVE her when she was my teacher :D
I've fallen in love with the Sainsburys security guard. He's so tiny and weedy, and I could never imagine him cathing/killing (lol) ANYONE. But when I got my lunch yesterday and the doors beeped when I left, I was having a heartattack and he was like 'No worries, darling. Dodgey alarms, like in Superdrug' I LOVE HIM. haha.
This guy, who used to go to Thornden, called Tom Young (who supposedly had a gay relationship with Sam O'Toole, hence why they were voted 2nd 'Cutest Couple' in the yearbook) haha, was cycling past my road on the way back from college the other day, which a packet of Marlboros in one hand, and a bottle of vodka in the other, trying to look all 'G'. There's been some building work in my road atm, which has been pissing me off, but he cycled into a little HOLE and dropped his vodka, which evidently smashed, and he started swearing his FACE off. Then he turned around and had a go at ME, for not telling him the hole was there. Gah. Chavs. What will they get up to next, ehh?
I can't really remember what else I was going to say..I'll try and remember by tomorrow :D
Happy February, readers (Y) x
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