A present. What is it? A sexually transmitted infection. Gee, thanks!

In the ashurst loos today, I noticed they had new soap.

:O

I read what it said on the soap (maybe it was Superdrug soap? I don't know why I read it!)

On the label it read '[name of brand, can't remember what it was] WHERE AID COMES FIRST'

But I read it as '[name of brand, can't remember what it was] WHERE AIDS COME FROM'

That scared me.

So, I now have AIDs, on my hands :) kthxbi.