I'll let you know how it goes.
Decided that all Symonds food in CRAP today. My dad makes this AWESOME vichysoisse soup (basically, leek and potato) and when I tried some from college it was ICKY. What a let down.
I will stick to carrot, celery, sandwiches and MUFFINS in the future :)
I read this really anti-climatical (is that a word?) story in the paper today. The free paper my brother delivers, all the local stuff.
One article read 'BOY AGED FIVE HELPS TO DELIVER BABY SISTER.'
and I thought this sounded AWESOME!
Normally the news is about Wyvern students dressing up for charity, Fryern students making cakes for red nose day, someones cat getting stuck on the tree, someone losing their only pencil...
SILLY THINGS.
So I got excited. PROPER GOOD STORY!!
Incidently, the pic of the boy was SO cute, I HAD to read it.
I was expecting this super-child to actually have removed the baby from his mothers hoo-hoo whilst the midwife was STUCK IN TRAFFIC and listening to the Beach Boys.
Turns out that the mother was expecting the baby later that day (because she was in labour for more than a day with her first child, she didnt want to spend all her time in the hospital) so they stayed at home. The dad went downstairs to feed the dog. The mother started having contractions. The boy shouted downstairs to his dad. The dad came.
THE END.
THE BOY JUST BLOODY SHOUTED FOR HIS DAD, AND HE GETS AN ARTICLE IN A PAPER!
I have shouted for my dad BILLIONS of times.
'DAD, this maths doesn't make any sense.'
'Dad, we've run out of ice cream.'
'Dad, can you give me a lift to [insert place name here]'
I have never got an article in a paper!
Life is unfair :(
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