“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

DUDE! I just realised why everytime I write a blog it comes out inGREEN!
I was writing it in 'Edit HTML' rather than 'Compose' I am such a plank.

I had an interesting convo with Superdrug James last night, which kind of shocked me really. I guess I’m not really out of the primary school phase =/

Basically, James is a good relationship-advice guy, so I used to ask him about what to do about certain guys (I told him some stuff about Niall, Zach and Adam, which is weird considering I don’t talk to him much outside work!). I decided I wanted to set him up with one of my mates. His lovelife is apparently reasonably uneventful, after [I can’t say what] happened with his last girlfriend.

Then he started going on about one-night stands. In my eyes, James is like my brother. Or my cousin. BOTH OF WHOM ARE 12.

So this creeped me out.

Apparently he’s going to Portugal with some mates this summer, and doesn’t want to be tied down in a relationship. His last relationship lasted 13 months, so I can understand why. But then he said he just wanted to talk to girls, have a drink with them, and maybe sleep with them.

WTF!!

I asked him whether he was going to walk into a bar with the intent of spending that night with a girl. Sharing a bed. Sharing PJs. He said yes.

WTF!!

What is up with guys? What is going on with the world? Why?

Before college, I had met a few guys who think with their dicks, but now at college it seems like EVERYONE does. (All the guys, I mean.)

Guys = Sex, Football, Porn, Girls.

What happened to pokemon cards, Barbies and Harry Potter?

I don't like to generalize, because I know a bunch of guys who aren't that bad, but the moral of the story is...

Men are whores.