I LOVE MY BROTHER

'I think that you should go off your laptop at 9pm because when I went on at 9:30 Mum had a go at me. Mum says I am only allowed on my XBOX until 9pm. I think you'll have a go at her because you're a girl and girls are bitchy and hormonal and periods and you go KABOOM.'

'what?'

'Your hormones go kaboom. I was talking to mum about menopause and she says that you get infertile and your hormones go KABOOM!!!!'

I love my brother :)

Nicholas Arthur Whittington. <3