My brothers friends are odd..
'In the water cycle, there is precipitation, evaporation, and condensation. Condensation is my favourite because I like it when things get steamy.'
'I like precipitation because its like Jesus is peeing on us.'
'If man boobs were invented before GIRL boobs, then it would be boobs and girl boobs. Instead of moobs and boobs. Or it would be man boobs and GOOBS.'
:)
Alas, my family is not the only weird one!
I was in Somerfield a second ago with my dad, and these drunk people were in there, shouting 'Ce sera sera!' 'Whatever will be!' Really loudly. Smashing wine bottles and stuff.
One of them (NB: the one that smelt the worst and was the ugliest) came up to me and did that butt-squeezy gesture thing and starting wolf-whistling. I have never been so scared in my life :(
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