MANY THINGS

I have many things to talk about.

I may have to finish this blog tomorrow. THAT IS HOW MUCH I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT. haha

First up, just had my socio exam which went OK... I revised SO much about secularisation and science and neither of them came up :( but at least I answered the right question this time :D

Second up, I have training tomorrow at work which I am SO SO excited about. But nervous too. Apparently Kathy is going to gatecrash, and probably embarrass me

Kathy is home for the weekend because of boy-trouble :( But I might go to town with her to be her Gok Wan and get her hair done.. so she will feel right as rain :)

Also, my brother has a GIRLFRIEND!

I told him that I wouldn't tell anyone.. but I think that means in the family. Noone who reads this blog will really care.. (except maybe Ross, sorry love! You must be heartbrokenn!!) but I got excited :D

The things is, I had my first lover when I was his age.. and it lasted for FOUR hours. =/

But I have wished him luck, and offered him relationship advice.

AND THE GIRL HE IS GOING OUT WITH IS SO PRETTY!

If only she knew how weird he is..

But I am excited, because Nick is a ledge.

But I think that he is a potential manwhore.

Oh well, as long as he doesn't get STDs :D .... or make anyone preggers :)

Also, I blogged a few days ago about these EVIL jack wills people..

the guy who was having sex behind his girlfriends back, and the girl who didnt like her boyfriend because he wasn't rich?

I was eavesdropping on the bus today (kinda miffed about socio so in no mood to socialise!)

The thing is, these people I KNOW.

They went to my secondary school (the guy went to my primary school.. WHEN WILL I BLOODY ESCAPE HIM!?) and the girl I used to be quite good friends with because last year she was in my history class. Anyways...

BOY: (generally bragging about how awesome he is) Yeah, I've done screen, I've done adverts, I've done theatre.

GIRL: I got paid £2000 for doing an advert for my mums company.

BOY: Yeah, well... I got paid £50 for appearing on Casualty, and I was in a swingball advert and I don't know how much I got but it was probably billions.

GIRL: I just really hope I get into this drama school, but it is real competitive.

BOY: Well, I just want to be famous.

GIRL: I enjoy theatre and drama so I don't mind if I am famous.. it would be nice to be successful..

BOY: I want to be famous so I an be rich and get laid. I wil have groupies. That would be awesome

GIRL: Are you sexually frustrated.

BOY: Yes. I like your tits (I AM NOT EVEN JOKING, HE FREAKING SAID THIS)

GIRL: Haha, don't touch me up, you're not qualified yet! (I assume he is training to be a doctor... or a Hugh Heffner?)

BOY: Soon though. I have been accepted into 3 unis at the mo, woo!

GIRL: Well, if you are rich and successful, I will take advantage of your money. Then you can touch me up (I THINK she was joking!)

BOY: Ok, I look forward to that.

Then the girl got embarrased and starting talking to me about history. I was pretty shocked. That guy is a prick.

Oh I will finish this blog tomorrow. I am tired.

Hope everyone has a nice weekend.

The moral of this story is.. don't touch up girls unless you have a PhD :)